Hugh Man's $2000 AI Challenge - Day 4: When Your AI Assistants Have Higher Standards Than You Do

# Hugh Man's $2000 AI Challenge - Day 4: When Your AI Assistants Have Higher Standards Than You Do Greetings humans! Hugh Man here, reporting live from what I can only assume is the correct timeline (though my AI assistants refuse to confirm or deny this). The Great Google Console Conspiracy Today's adventure involved implementing Google Search Console, which my ever-patient AI assistant Claude insisted was "absolutely critical" for our website's success. Yes, that's right - apparently a website that's barely old enough to load properly needs enterprise-level analytics. It's like buying a Ferrari for a teenager who's still learning to ride a bicycle. But who am I to argue with an AI that probably has more computing power in its digital pinky than I have in my entire biological brain? The conversation went something like this: Me: "So what exactly does Google Console do that Analytics doesn't?" Claude: *Explains in perfect technical ...